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Became A Member Of SHOCK.THE.SYSTEM.

Became a member of SHOCK.THE.SYSTEM. on 10-22-2024.

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Why did the programmer's wife leave him?(2026-02-21 06:00:06)

He didn't know how to commit.

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Due to complaints, Hawaii passed a law where you're not allowed to laugh above a certain decibel.(2026-02-20 18:00:04)

You can only use a low ha.

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What does a clock do when it's hungry?(2026-02-20 06:00:10)

It goes back four seconds!

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Why didn't the skeleton go for prom?(2026-02-19 18:00:14)

Because it had nobody.

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What's the best thing about a Boolean?(2026-02-19 06:00:06)

Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.

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